David Rockefeller!

He doesn’t have what you’d call a “kind face,” so take that as whatever evidence you’d like

Philanthropist and/or shadow government nightmare super figure David Rockefeller either preserved his last museum collection for eternity or single-handedly destabilized an entire region of the globe for the last time today, at the age of 101! The only remaining grandchild of John D. Rockefeller (the reason the name Rockefeller rings any bells, even non-specific ones, to you), David was an understandably wealthy multi-billionaire who parlayed that into unsurprising bank chairmanship (Chase, for the 1970s and change) and covert CIA operative-ship. Multi-billionaire involved in world intrigue and didn’t even bother becoming Batman!? Sounds pretty lazy, guy! And I think it is this non-Batmanness that turned the conspiracy theorists against him, and instead consider him a rich bastard trying to make it richer at most opportunities while the little guy can be damned. But, yeah, he did donate just an outrageous amount of dough to MoMA and Harvard. So what’s to make of the life aggregate here? Eh, probably 51/49 to the good? I don’t know. Why ask me?

And Bats grabs a second death of the year, nine points for his five year team member, sliding him up a few slots in the overall. Well done!

Replacement pick due by next Monday!


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